Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Possible Impossibles

Day dreaming is such a prejudice term. Not because it discludes creatures such as vampires, werewolves, and gargoyles,--though one could make an extremely convincing argument for that--but because it discludes those who dream at night.


Now you're thinking, "Yea but that's called regular dreaming." and I say you are in fact absolutely wrong, because I'm speaking of day dreaming while still totally and fully conscious at night. To call such a thing day dreaming is either some kind of crime or an absolute paradox. It should be impossible to do something at night which includes the word, "day" in the description and/or title. Daybreakers do not come out at night, and day time does not happen at night time. Night and day are opposites.


Opposites most often don't happen at the same time, except when opposites attract. But that is of course an old wives tale which attempts to relate the behaviour of magnets to the relationships of human beings. It is ludicrous to make such an assumption as magnets are pieces of metal which are completely incapable of having any emotion whatsoever, never mind love or affection.


However it HAS been scientifically proven that people with the same personalities often clash for reasons which don't really seem to make any sense but upon further investigation make even less sense than before, in turn giving us the realization that it actually makes perfect sense because nothing ever really makes sense anyway.


Much in the same sense that day dreaming at night makes absolutely no sense to anyone who has any sense about having sense in the first place. To day dream at night is to defy the laws of creation--or the universe if you would prefer--and so one comes to a certain revelation when considering this. It would be nice--and ideal--to come up with a name for day dreaming at night so as to make life a little confusing and a little more sensible, but the fact of the matter is that we don't like it when things make sense, because then life becomes less exciting and less mysterious, and when removing words such as exciting and mysterious from a sentence, the only word that comes to mind is dull.


Unofortunately, for the most part, life is a great big heap of dull. Until we stumble across things such as day dreaming at night, and fascinate ourselves with the idea that such a thing should be impossible, and yet we continue to do it even as we think so, creating a heroic moment for ourselves as we bask in the small yet triumphant light of somehow doing the impossible--even though it's really only impossible on paper.


It is in these imaginative day-dreaming-at-night moments that we truly live, and we must never forget to cling tightly to the Impossible-made-possible moments by re-enacting them time and time again. On paper. With a pen. At exactly 2:26 in the morning. Which for some reason is the only time I can ever get any inspiration to do anything: When I day dream at night.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Nothing Ever Makes Sense

I am Isaac.
I like doing many things. Most of which many people also like doing, but in a different way and for different reasons. Some people do things because everyone else is doing them, and some people like doing things because it makes them look cool. Others try doing things to get attention. Others still need something to brag about, so they do stuff that they can brag about.
I do things because I enjoy doing them. I don't care if one person is doing it, or millions of people are doing it, I will do what I want when I want.
Some of the things I enjoy doing are writing, filming, reading, writing, watching movies, writing, hanging out with friends, writing, and jumping off of cliffs. I also sometimes like to write.
If you know me, you'll know that you know me, and no one will be able to dispute that fact because only you can know what you know you know about the things you know. That's called self-confidence. Sometimes I feel like I have way too much of it. Another thing you'll know if you know me is that I take far too much enjoyment in sarcasm, irony, satire, anti-jokes and the like. Basically I am heavily influenced and very over saturated by British humor. Sometimes I think about that. That previous sentence is a completely true fact, by the way.
I think that anything else you want to know about me should probably be asked personally and quickly, as I might forget it soon.

Nothing ever makes sense.