Awful Realities

Tonight's the kind of night where I have an awful urge to write something, but I find no writing related ideas floating around in my mostly empty head. It is these kind of nights and moments where I often come up with the most bizarre and awful ideas I think anyone on the face of the planet has ever come up with. Well, other than hitler. His ideas were not only awful, they were stupid to the point of suicide.

For this paragraph my plan was to share some of my awful ideas from the past, but because they are such awful ideas they tend to kill themselves the moment the poor things come to fruition so as to protect the world from wasted time. I always try to tell them to go out with a bang and do a suicide bombing in the Disney Channel's headquarters, but they never listen. If the ideas aren't quite awful enough to end themselves, then I usually do the dirty deed myself. I'm not very fond of killing, however, so every now and then I let one or two live just to see what will happen. Mostly they just die of old age, but a few of them have gone on to become nicolas cage and/or M. Night Shyamalan movies. And remember, those aren't even the ideas that were bad enough to kill themselves. That's the gist of how awful these ideas really are.

Not really sure what my plan was for this paragraph.

Right now the amount of birthing and dying ideas in my brain must be coming close to infinity as pen meets paper, and I'm doing everything humanly possible to keep them from escaping through the pen with which I compose this pointless piece. Uh-Oh

A guy walks int oa bar and starts shooting people with an AK-47 which had in his pocket. He kills a zillion people per second until the world ends. An ancient warrior goes in search of a long lost love he never met. A robot has sex with a unicorn: Evil Baby robot unicorns terrorize the earth. A ship gets attacked by a giant octopus. A mega shark shows up to save everyone--and then eat them for itself. Only one man can stop the end of the world, and he's a most unlikely hero. Choose Forrest Gump over Shawshank Redemption. Make a reality tv series about jacked and tanned douchebags with stupid accents. Make resident evil into a movie--maybe a couple movies. Vampires fall in love with teenage girls and have to choose; throw a werewolf in the mix. Make a sequel to Avatar

Dammit. Sorry you had to see that.